I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
How I imagine it would go down if Rin revealed his relationship with Haruka to Makoto:
Rin: So I’m banging your best friend.
Makoto: Wow! That’s so weird! I’m banging your’s!
(Rin doesn’t speak for several hours, staring into space continually until he snaps himself out of it by accidentally dropping a dumbbell on his foot)
makoto trying to send sousuke a sexy picture but accidentally sending it to all of his contacts
the spice girls > the beatles
what the actual fuck
what?? scared to hear the truth??